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shitt, i screwed up my history paper two. it was toooo hard. i just made up my own answers lol. im so gonna fail and soooo dead. *sigh.

Oh no! :O

Exam is coming, it's on 20th of may which is on thursday *sigh, i haven't do any revision yet :S

Hmmp.

It has been long time i have not updated my blog, haha. Well, there's nothing much to update.

song of the day

been on a search for good new music so i went on an itunes treasure hunt the other night and found a lot of great stuff. am still trying to listen to everything but for now this song stands out.... they sound like the kings of leon and the arctic monkeys had a baby. not the actual band members- coz i think they're all boys- but the sound ;) anyway, check em out if you haven't heard them already.


"Ain't no rest for the wicked" by Cage The Elephant.

Have a good one :)!

Naked Breakfast

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"

Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!



hahahaha xD

No Ears

A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

2nd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."

3rd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."

happy birthday to me lol

Syamim and i went shopping at Alamanda :D because it's my birthday.
Thank you syamim for everything ;D ily!

and..thanks to all of you for your sweet birthday wishes!!

xoxovn.